math is hard.

My five year old son is skinny.

like, bones sticking out skinny.

now, i KNOW that this child is a little tiny version of me (minus the bones)

for the other day before eating, he said
"mama, how many calories is in this banana, anyway??"

so anyway...the part that gets me is...

how the FUCK does he eat 5 times more than i do, and feels exercise is a good video game...

and weigh 40 pounds?

cuz the way i add those numbers up, i should weigh at least half.