viagra?

i need a little blue pill cuz i can't get it up.

last night after a trip to the pizza buffet with the family
(daughter made first chair in band, so she got to pick a restaurant...)
my husband laughed when i came back from the bathroom.

"did you throw that all back up?"

nice.
classy.
way to be there for me.

way to remind me that i'm too much of a loser to be bulimic.
i'm a sad sad sad, epic fail.

so today i eat nothing.
and tomorrow, too.

pot of coffee. brewing.