Friday, March 5, 2010

the power of pathetic prayer to a god you don't believe in.

last night i felt SO bad after eating all protein and no carbs,
i sent a little prayer out into the universe.
my fucked up prayer went a little like this...

if the scale doesn't go down tomorrow,
i'm going to commit suicide.
amen.

and guess what?
down two pounds.

3 comments:

  1. i definately need to pray about weight...i already do pray.

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  2. Binged last night without a purge...said i'd have to kill myself if i gained more than 2 poinds...uh, oh....

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