vita-something. maybe vita-fat ass???

today's spin class involved a lengthy argument about vita muffins.

let me set the stage.

i brought a vita muffin in for a fat girl at my gym who is on a diet.

they are a mere 100 calories, have half of your vitamins for the day, and are full of fiber.

they are organic.

i've been eating one for breakfast for a week or so. 

they give me energy, and i feel full.

when you are eating 600 calories a day, this seem like a miracle.

AND THIS IS THE LAST MUFFIN THAT WILL CROSS MY LIPS.

fat girl's trainer flipped out.

he looked at the box, saw the 21 grams of carbs to the 3 grams of protein, and said to never, ever eat one of those things again.

so, i won't.

must balance protein with carbs.

if i eat 5g carbs, 5g protein. 

and apparently we need 80 g of protein, but not so much on the carbs.

omg, i'm lucky if i get 10g of protein!!!

so i will work on the protein.

i will stay away from the carbs.

which i knew.

i'm not stupid.

i just thought....

i thought...

that these muffins were different.

i should have known.

it's impossible to eat a muffin, a chocolate muffin for that matter...

and be skinny.

just another reason why no one should call me anorexic.

would an anorexic even consider eating a chocolate muffin?????

my spin instructor said that was ridiculous, she 

EATS 4 VITA MUFFINS A DAY!

well, yeah bitch?  you are also FAT.