this weekend my husband told me that my ass was looking firm.
now, mind you, this is the man who asked me to gain a few pounds in the rump because he has two perpetual bruises on his groin from bending me over and fucking my bony ass...
so he grabs my ass, and then states
"never mind...it's jiggly."
fuckity fuck.
cue the monday of no food.
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